Master Plan for UFOs

Does anyone else remember Shelley Duvall’s Faerie Tale Theatre?
In one episode, Puss ‘n Boots, the cat says in a purring voice,
“It’s all part of my plan . . . my master plan . . . “
My husband and I have been repeating that line ever since
the kids watched that a million times in the 1980’s.
So, [...]

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Your Newest Album

My band is “Moonbase Project” and our newest CD is
“Men’s Hands and Purses”

From a Friend:
1. Go to Wikipedia and click on “Random Article” or follow the link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first Article you find is the name of your band.
2. Go to this quotation site in
http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last 3 or 4 words of the last quotation on the [...]

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Harlow – most adorable celebrity baby ever.

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OPI’s South Beach Collection!

Here it is, the spring lineup of glorious new OPI polish colors!

And here they are in their little bottles,
with their cute little names!

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UFO Thumbnail Line Up

Okay, all together, my collection of unfinished objects:
Blue scarf for my dad.

A scarf for my coworker, Lydia:

Socks for Nora, my daughter:

Entrelac scarf for ????

Baby sweater for my cousin’s baby, Diego:

Cardigan for me!

Lace scarf for ????

Afghan for an Afghan.
[...]

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My Favorite UFOs

The last group of UFOs! I saved the best for last.
These are items that I’m really looking forward to
working on, as soon as I clear out the underbrush.
Number Seven is an afghan I’m making as part of the
Afghans for Afghans project.
I just posted about it, so there it is.
Number Eight is a [...]

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More UFOs!

The UFOs in this group suffer from Diminished Knitter Enthusiasm,
for various reasons.
UFO Four is an entrelac scarf. It’s pretty, isn’t it?
But . . . the yarn is scratchy,
I have a zillion yards of it, and it takes forever.
Proposed solution: finish current skein,
and see if it isn’t long enough to [...]

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Meet the Contestants

This is part two of my master plan to conquer UFOs.
Click here for Part One.
Let’s meet my UFOs, shall we?
A confession: I counted ten of them this morning.
First, here are three that I pretty much have to finish,
even if I don’t have as much enthusiasm as I’d like.
1. [...]

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UFO Organization and Plans

I am required to attend at least 12 hours of continuing education every year, including a certain number of hours devoted to ethics and to mental health/addiction. The end of February is the deadline for making up a deficit from the year before. Naturally, I owe about 13 hours from last year, including [...]

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Swap Packing Cat-astrophe!!

Oh no! Should I send her with the yarn??

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